donkified

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Dignified Doormat

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Pinkified

The act of, normally a guy, wearing pink clothes, and pink accessories.

"Dude, did you see Josh? He's all pinkified for halloween"

by Abomb7894 June 11, 2009

Dictified

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."

"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."

by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dickafied

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.

Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.

by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

Dinkifies

Assembling something too large next to something small.

That giant star dinkifies the Christmas tree.

by Lenardo January 24, 2017

Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011