Dingleshark

Dingleshark is when you’re on the toilet and your stomach is hurting so bad to the point where you have a 8 inch shit. The shit proceed to rip open your ass hole to the point of blood and you have to get surgery

Quin had the dingleshark and then he pooped it all out and measured it to be exactly 15 inches and then he tasted it.

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Dinglebeard

Clumps of food left over in the beard after a meal. See: dingleberry.

I had turkey chili for lunch and now there's Second Lunch in my dinglebeard!

by EmPrat April 14, 2017

Dinglebeard

A man that eats ass and gets her dingles in his beard like a coonboogeler

Cody has a Dinglebeard

by Codydonohueisfag February 16, 2021

dinglestar

That douchey friend who’s always late

Why do you always schedule tee times with that dinglestar Ryan? He’s going to be late and act like a dick all day.

by Hrhtrhid June 15, 2023

dingledard

A dingle dard is used as an insult if some sort.

"You are such a dingledard!"

by MistyandJade July 25, 2023

sir dinglefard

the almighty creator of the league of dinglefards

Obama: let me offer you my family as a payment, sir dinglefard

by cacafard420 July 20, 2022