dinglehaven

1)A person of below average intelligence that looks the way, they act. Usually this person has buck teeth and bug eyes. They will make bad judgment calls 23 hours a day and will make you so mad that you will flip your lid anytime your around them.

Our waiter was such a dinglehaven that he forgot to bring our drinks to us and when he did, he tripped over nothing and fell into a table corner killing him instantly.

by Thedyn October 4, 2009

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014

dinglesauce

when someone wants to shove a finger up your ass with sauce on it

hey sir would you like to dinglesauce me;)

by dinglesauce June 16, 2020

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Dinglefart

Retard, dumbass, weirdo.

Look at that dinglefart driving the Civic... I think he's gonna race that cobra.

What a dinglefart, why is that hot chick with him.

by Johngirl June 22, 2017

dinglefore

when someone is not smart, or very slow. or when they dont get something very fast.

"that girl is such a DINGLEFORE, she didnt know what a dyke was!"

by andly August 23, 2007

Dinglefuck

When someone's stupidity or actions surpass all logic, and/or blatant prejudice is revealed they are now a dinglefuck. Most often used to describe refs in NFL football but also can be used to describe any person lacking common sense.superdouche idiotjerk

That dinglefuck ref just screwd us out of a down on that last call! Dumbass bonehead

by Superwitty July 4, 2016