Ding 

A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.

Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.

Ding by Tom LaBelle February 7, 2005

Ding 

Another word used in terms of CHAV.
it is relevant to the high pitched tone of their voice.

Alan: no we will get stabbed by dings!

Ding by Gerrrr September 29, 2009

ding 

Northern England definition: To offend someone.

"What are you on about, you ding?"

ding by Chantelle August 7, 2003

Ding 

1) Only a small dent.
2) To punch someone in the head- hard enough to hurt their pride, but not hard enough to keep them from seeking vengeance.

Joe: I wonder after that night I hit Richard in the head in the Bar.
Mike: What is this all about?
Barry (to Mike): He dinged Richard. (Ha ha ha.)

Ding by skydog70 March 7, 2011

ding 

used in joking with friends. when your friend is being dumb.

haha! you're such a ding!

ding by crunkchick2012 January 10, 2012

Ding 

Another word for idiot.

Did you hear about that new kid?
Oh yeah, he's such a ding.

Ding by Cool guy 26 October 20, 2016

Ding 

The word 'Ding' is a gaming word for the phrase 'I levelled up'.

'Ding' messages are usually reserved for friends, or your members of your guild- as people in the general chat show hostility to your level-up.

May appear from time to time as part of another word; eg. 'Ding Dong', 'Ding-a-ling'. etc.

Feelings of joy and happiness usually surround this word, increasing in intensity with higher levelled 'dings'.

Me 'Ding!' ... Friend 'Grats!' ... GZ

'Gary Coleman, I'm only three bars away from a ding'

'I'm going to get my ding then log'

Ding by Kev R Smith June 1, 2007