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Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Donald Trump 

The orangest man you'll ever meet
Donald Trump by LilDebbieto November 26, 2019

Donald trump sandwich 

• Filled with baloney and b.s. (Bacon slices)
• Russian dressing
• on white bread
• a small pickle
Hey I would love a Donald trump sandwich

Donald Trump Rodeo Position 

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!

Donald Trump Jr 

The unfortunate son of Donald Trump, whom fathers another unfortunate son named Donald Trump III
Donald Trump Jr by GayCosmonaught October 5, 2016

Donald trump 

a massive idiot who needs to stay away from the white house and go live on a quiet street where no one has to look at the orange man again.
donald trump is an orange trumpet
Donald trump by soph1407 November 9, 2020