dilp

a moron lax player, gay toaster, of the matticus steelmanius race

well if it isnt DILP!!!

by G dubbya March 25, 2008

Dilp

The act of leaving in a quick manner.

I went home with that hawt girl that I met at the bar. Things were going well until I realized she was actually a he. I grabbed my clothes and dilped! I seriously had to dilp!

Friend: Yeah, man. I saw you sprinting down the street half dressed. You were really dilping!

by ITSANSS October 20, 2013

Dilp

a person (mainly male) who thinks they are always right, and if they don't know something then it must be wrong or doesn't exist.

ah, you know Brian, yeah he's a real dilp!

by dilp August 04, 2020