Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

Getting head while the blower has a fat dip in.

McNasty: Hey Soup you wanna play Warzone later?
Soup: I mean i would but i got TheDooo stopping by later to give me a Sloppy Dallas he promised me.

by xxxtentcles October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gets a blowjob but the one sucking dick has a mouth full of dip

Britney is going to give me a sloppy Dallas later

by TheOneAndOnlyFucktard October 15, 2020

Dislashmoofed

The best word of any language in the history of the universe or multiverse or parallel universes (whichever theory you subscribe to).

P1: The disease is incurable.
P2: Well not entirely... DISLASHMOOFED!!!
Patient: *cured**finds meaning of life*
Patient: *becomes immortal**travels time*

by Absolute_meme_power November 16, 2018

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

“Gaven gave me a Sloppy Dallas. It was very Poggers”

by Ravioli729 October 15, 2020

dallased

Dallased is another word for fucked. It is used on 1d stan twitter to reference Larry Stylinson in Dallas in 2012, when they were both seen very flustered and sweaty during a press conference.

Just got dallased again.

by louisharrylarry28 October 25, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

“Gaven gave Brendan a Sloppy Dallas yesterday. It was epic.”

by Ravioli729 October 15, 2020