dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson

by Pablo Chivato October 7, 2016

Daddy Dilker

1. The male equivalent of Mommy Milkers.

2. A large penis

"Wow, that guy is definitely packing a daddy dilker."

by Zeckimus April 15, 2021

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dicked her down

When you fuck a girl really good.

I got some pussy last night, i really dicked her down.

by Austen279 July 7, 2016

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020

Dicked

To get penetrated by a penis

Man George dicked that girl so hard she can’t walk anymore

by Penisclown November 17, 2018