Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys

Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.

by Filthychels December 23, 2016

Dildo Baggins

A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.

He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!

by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011

Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

Dildo Baggins

A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.

I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...

by Dildo Bagginseses April 21, 2017

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021