Dila

She's is probably the best girl you've ever met. She has an amazing personality, and she most definitely calls you 'bestie'. She loves anime and likes to play genshin impact. She is fun to hangout with, and you trust your deepest secrets with her. Sometimes she does carry on direct, but thats ok!

Person A: Dila is so dumb..
Person B: Hey man! You can't talk about Dila like that!
Person A: I'm sorry.. I have a crush on her.

by leviable May 3, 2021

San Diago Thank You

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.

Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"

by NeophileX April 20, 2010

Dilafruz

Meaning of Dilafruz
Dilafruz is a Persian name for girls that means “bringer of happiness”, “bringer of joy”. The literal meaning of this name is “enlightener of the heart”, “one who brings light to the heart”.

Dil means heart, “ don’t hurt my dil” or naming only girls as Dilafruz, Dilafruza

by Dilafruz March 11, 2019

Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Diago

Normally a Diago is a tall mix raced human from London. He is big and scary and a force to be reckoned with. A Diago is a kind hearted individual who can take jokes and also make the best jokes. He is sexy and has a massive pecker that would make any girl scream for more. If a diago comes past In your life, don’t lose him because he won’t come back

Wow did you just see diago walk past. He’s a dreamer

by Larrysaurusrl Rex February 3, 2020

Dilan

Dilan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as having a big ass , beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human

Person 1: Dilan has the most beautiful hair and face

Person 2: Thats why im in love with her!

by Snapchattt00 February 26, 2018

self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010