Duggaring

To sexually molest your siblings and cover it up for over a decade.

Josh was late to church because he hadn't finished his morning duggaring.

by micksterino May 25, 2015

Duggarized

1) To confront a task by doing the absolute bare minimum required.

2) To be assigned equal amounts of work and complain that your are overwhelmed and being dumped on by your coworkers.

3) To arrive at work at 8AM and have your feet firmly placed on your desk, earphones on head and movies playing on your computer by 930AM.

1) I had a ton of work to do so I just duggarized the last five assignments.

2) Why is he complaining? Why doesn't he just duggarize it and go to lunch early?

3) I thought it was going to be a bad day but I was duggarized by 9:30.

by Dom Viol January 1, 2012

Duggary

Multiple acts of sexual molestation of a minor sleeping sister.

He should have been arrested on four counts of duggary, but instead, was sent to help a friend build houses.

by argguti June 10, 2015

Duggaring

Verb, infinitive:

Includes all manner of perversion and hypocrisy while lying out of one's ass the whole time.

Hey, you told your beau you had food poisoning while you went to a party and got laid? You keep on duggaring!

by OnceFundieFly September 28, 2015

Numb Digger

A digger/miner who suffers from congenital insensitivity to pain (CIP) CIP is a rare disorder, first described in 1932 by Dearborn as Congenital pure analgesia. Dumb. nigge- I mean Numb Diggers are prone to Ligma, which is a deadly type of strand of Sugma.

Man, I punched him real hard. He must be a numb digger! Or just a dumb nigger...

by Fart Fella May 6, 2021

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.

by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

Digger Phelps

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas

Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!

by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013