The Alpha Dyke in a
gaggle of dykes¹, a homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The
Man"².
Visually identified by a high top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker
boots and an earring set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a
wallet and belt on
one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.
Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific
gaggle.
To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.
¹
Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a
gaggle of gay gooses, a
gaggle of dykes is the top
5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.
² Author's note: It is unclear if "The
Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.
³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel Dyke
Terry is such a Raging Diesel Dyke, she took
Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive
husband and had the time to detail her rig this
afternoon. An absolute legend of epic proportions.
