Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
by SummerOnions March 27, 2009
The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
by Not Big Jay January 30, 2011
1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.
2. Female masturbation.
3. To cheat or swindle.
4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
2. Female masturbation.
3. To cheat or swindle.
4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.
2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!
3. He diddled me out of that job.
4. www.diddlers.info
As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!
3. He diddled me out of that job.
4. www.diddlers.info
As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
by Jimmay July 30, 2004
by blocky October 18, 2012
''She diddles herself. Alottt.''
''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''
''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''
by seahorse_salad December 01, 2009
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