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dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.
You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.
by margot March 20, 2003
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dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.
1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.
by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005
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Dicknotized

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her
by Makeup Star October 11, 2017
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dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.
Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.
by M i k e January 12, 2008
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dickorized

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized
He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!
by Elie820 September 21, 2006
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Dickmotized

When someone becomes intensely focused on a male because they're busy daydreaming about their penis and the things they would do to it/them and they cant concentrate on anything else, at all.
When i saw 50 cent i became dickmotized, i couldn't keep my eyes off of him!
by PhoenixRa February 9, 2009
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Dinogized

Dinogized is that amazing invigeration that one gets after listenin' to the music of Dino Martin and/or watchin'a Dino Martin flick.
Our pallie always gets so Dinogized after watchin' the Dinovid "Since I Met You, Baby" that can do nothin' but talk 'bout the King of Cool for hours and hours.
by Dino Martin Peters July 22, 2007
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