Dickworthy

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

Dicktoms

symptoms associated to dick/penis

after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness

by Vegan baby February 20, 2022

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

by thekaji October 7, 2008

dickworks

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

by netdata November 2, 2009

Dickworm

The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.

I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.

by fiercealien August 2, 2019

dickormortis

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016