A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.
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Get the dickworms mug.A stupid word that someone made up for the sake of posting it on Urban Dictionary.
Dumb people who have nothing better to do with their time sit and create these words because they think they sound clever or that people will start saying the word or phrase. In actuality nobody uses or relates to these terms and everyone votes "thumbs down" on them. A select few douchebags will in fact see the word and then try to use it in every day life, these people should be shot on sight.
Dumb people who have nothing better to do with their time sit and create these words because they think they sound clever or that people will start saying the word or phrase. In actuality nobody uses or relates to these terms and everyone votes "thumbs down" on them. A select few douchebags will in fact see the word and then try to use it in every day life, these people should be shot on sight.
Guy1: Time to Sky up.
Guy2: What does that mean?
Guy1: It means to leave.
Guy2: Is that an URBAN DICK WORD?
Guy1: Yeah, I guess.
Guy2: You're fucking stupid. Don't ever talk to me again.
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Guy2: What does that mean?
Guy1: It means to leave.
Guy2: Is that an URBAN DICK WORD?
Guy1: Yeah, I guess.
Guy2: You're fucking stupid. Don't ever talk to me again.
FriendTM
Facebookemon
Tweetup
Sky up
Strand-up comedy
Obamama
bake off
Christmastoe
muso
Vegetarian Vampire
by England420 April 17, 2009
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This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.
This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.
When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'
Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'
Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.
Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'
Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.
by netdata November 2, 2009
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