by juanito January 6, 2005
Get the dickwide mug.The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008
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A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.
I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.
by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003
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"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"
"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"
by Dunjamunja July 7, 2018
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A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
by Kettugasm February 23, 2011
Get the dickwife mug.A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
by James Foxhall May 13, 2005
Get the dick wipe mug.noun A person, usually male, who feels the need to demonstrate his intelligence by correcting or elaborating on an often insignificant aspect of your story.
I hate having a conversation with that guy around. He is such a Dickipedia, like Cliff Clavin without the charm.
by Pdx Doug January 7, 2009
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