dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

Dickbangle

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

by ledzinger July 5, 2015

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010