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dickwater

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.
by Z CUP November 9, 2007
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dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
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Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011
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dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011
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Dickwasher

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money
Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!
by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018
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Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011
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dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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