Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.

David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.

by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.

Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?

by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019

Documentary

It's like a regular movie except it has ugly people.

Guy 1: man that movie had some ugly people in it
Guy 2: are you suprised it was a documentary after all

by Iloveashleys October 6, 2009

Donkumentary

A graphic beastiality pornographic film involving sexual acts with a donkey.

Porn stars who are past their prime may be seen in a donkumentary.


Tijuana is the Hollywood of donkumentaries.

by Your Real Name March 13, 2009

Dawkumentary

A film put together to expose the clear logical fallacies in religion and pseudoscience.

Have you seen the new Dawkumentary Root of All Evil.

by ColinCalifornia October 4, 2008

Documentary

Porn, what you watch when you masturbate

Hey man, don't come into my room for a bit, I'm going to be watching a documentary. KTHXBAI

by SLAMHOGSLAYER1 February 6, 2010