Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.
by CClark mcfly April 2, 2009
Get the dicktitsmug. Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
Get the dicktitsmug. When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.
by sdot91 August 18, 2010
Get the DickTitsmug. by Joej October 21, 2014
Get the Dicktitsmug. Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.
by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014
Get the Dicktitsmug. your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls
by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009
Get the dicktitsmug. 
Get the dicktitsmug.