Distable

To receive Social Security

My neighbor doesn't work because she's distable

by That lawnmower dude January 18, 2018

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dickticles

A combination of the man parts.

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.

by creativeactivist March 12, 2010

dinkable

adj. sex worthy, sexy, hot, inspiring desire

The lead singer of Maroon Five is totally dinkable.

by AwwYeah June 2, 2007

Delicktable

So delicious and delectable that you want to lick up every last drop. Of whatever it is.

That frozen white and dark chocolate terrine with hazelnut praline that I just scarfed down was delicktable!

by The Marnster November 15, 2009