dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick

Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.

by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

Dickshitter

A slang term for homosexual

That guy has got to be the biggest dickshitter I've ever seen because of the way he's dressed.

by Rexton81 July 6, 2008

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

Dickshiter

Some one who shits on dicks, or just a homosexual who has loose bowels.

President bush is a dickshiter, Condaleeza rice is a dickshiter and you are probly one too!

by Ashton. S August 5, 2006

dickfritter

1) a fritter made of dick

2) a stupid idiot

She really likes dickfritters.
He is such a dickfritter

by sure dickfritter October 14, 2016

Dickshitter

A fellow of the (usual) male sex that is beyond nasty. This person is pukish, inside and out. He will never put on deodorant; hardly ever shower, and when he does he will take a shit in the shower and press it down the drain like a play-doh spaghetti maker. He will show off his shit stains and act like a clingy dick to everybody. Do NOT let this person have a crush on you, he’s into some creepy ass shit.

“You know that one guy that has borderline stalkish behavior, jerks the hotdog in the bathroom, and smells like a bedridden old man that has been sitting in his own feces for weeks? Yeah him, he’s a total Dickshitter.”

by Theboneman November 1, 2023