Dicksand

A female version of being "whipped" (crazy in love with and subservient to.) When a girl feels this way about a boy, she's stuck in the dicksand.

She never shuts the fuck up about him! She's totally stuck miles deep in the dicksand.

by M&M5ever April 7, 2017

dickmania

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010

Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground

Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains

by Notkyle August 3, 2009

Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)

Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.

by jade6ix August 24, 2016

Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016