dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.

Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two

by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017

dickwort

Similar to a dickhead, but more repulsive; Often used to describe a person in authority who is generally a terrible human being. Common dickworts are trigger happy cops who think all blacks are drug dealers; or unhappy, bad teachers who cite you as late for not being seated right as the bell rings. However, a dickwort can also be snotty little brother, or a fellow employee who smells and lies behind your back.

Did you see Jeb Bush on TV last night? What a dickwort.

by smurfshoe July 1, 2015

a whole dickworth

big

tyler currenti sucks a whole dickworth of dicks

by carol farrol March 5, 2017

dickworthy

A term used by the lonely geeks in my Calculus class. Often used in the context of an attractive young male that they'd enjoy giving a nice buttfuck, hence the term 'dickworthy'. Ironically, most of them think that sex is the integral of e to the x.

"Man, that guy is suck a twink... Definitely dickworthy."

"Sex? Sex? What is that? The integral of e^x? Surely, it must be!"

by Spammity Calamity! January 14, 2008

dickortunity

The opportunity to get dick( a potential fuck)

i have no dickortunity

by razziedazziejazzie June 28, 2017

Dockport

A tf2 map used in ultitrio.

Also a way to describe cloudy, rainy weather.

Person 1: Man it is so dockport outside.
Person 2: Fuck you.

by fnaf1012 November 22, 2023