Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

dickpicker

A finger, or group of (dickpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. Most appropriately used with the term, JACKFUCK...

"Get your dickpickers outta my fridge, JACKFUCK".

by Troy M. August 25, 2003

dickvicted

When one is on a dick, and after the dick orgasisms, one is evicted from said dick, due to sensitivity or fatigue.

Afterwards, he dickvicted me, by pushing me over to the other side of the bed.

by hwritesw September 29, 2017

Dickflicted

Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.

Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.

by Dickey22 February 21, 2019

Dickpiccer

A guy who just can’t stop sending unsolicited dick pictures.

Steve sent me a dick picture today!
Oh! You too? Must be just another stupid dickpiccer.

by sa1dbym3 September 28, 2020

Dickpiction

When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.

Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗

by K_Licious April 22, 2021