The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."
"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
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I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.
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Because of my terrible case of dickaphobia, I refused to touch or even look at dicks, so in turn, I didn't lose my virginity until i was 32.
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