dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickshiter

Some one who shits on dicks, or just a homosexual who has loose bowels.

President bush is a dickshiter, Condaleeza rice is a dickshiter and you are probly one too!

by Ashton. S August 5, 2006

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickometer

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Dickmister

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.

Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.

by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010

Dickdometer

Someone that’s being an abnormal dick to a small child

Billy why are you being a dickdometer to the pre-k students

by Massive migration April 1, 2024