Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.

Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...

by AcidRain September 16, 2012

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickleboosh

When you give a blow job while eating a pickle

"She gave me a mad Dickleboosh the other day!"
"Sarah gives a good Dickleboosh."

by TheBooshers July 16, 2016

Dicksleeves

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

by Fukaface! December 16, 2010