dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

dicknerdge

a fucking idiot stupid

what an asshole
dude what a dicknerdge

by danniel November 3, 2006

dicknerve

when your so angry you feel it in your knob

your really on my dicknerve

by bninja March 8, 2007

dickterd

Yet another vapid, moronic and futile attempt at insulting someone. It means nothing. It's two gross-sounding words that combine to make something even more gross. Humanity is getting dumber by the day.

Dickterd is not a word.

by Archmage672 May 18, 2016

Dickerdoke

When somebody is messing around and making a general mess of things

"Yeah Ryan Was being a real Dickerdoke yesterday."

by not_cute January 26, 2026

Dickerdoodle

A Dickerdoodle is someone with the middle name of Patrick, is extremely FAT, eats exclusively junk food, and masturbates to Roblox pornography.

That Bryson guy is such a Dickerdoodle…

by BB,BUBBA? October 16, 2025