Dickmunch

I living thing that is disrespectful and therefor is acting as if they are munching a dick

"Did you see that guy give me that look, what a dickmunch"

by ryandizzlecaptain December 27, 2008

Dickmunch

Commonly used when in a rage, such as the word states, you munch on dicks, or you will or have munched dicks. this is used as an insult to weak minded characters.

"I killed you 1-17"
"Yeah? Well you're a fucking Dickmunch!

by lKing May 12, 2014

Dickmuncher

The term is generally used to refer to one who goes by the name of Claudio B. May be used with assmuncher, but requires the use of a different body organ.

Claudio, stop eating dick, you dickmuncher!
Dickmuncher is the best patent attorney in business!

by The Master of all Trades March 22, 2005

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

Dickmunch Ave.

The street where all the dickmunchers live. Their block parties consist of smoking pole and circle jerking.

Tourist: Hey bud you know where Dickmunch Ave. is?
Me: Yea just follow this road until you see a bunch of people bonking schlongs and receiving.

by philthepenispumperpickering May 26, 2009

Dickmunch

When u shove ur dick in a garbage disposal

Joe was in the bottle room and accidentally performed a dickmunch

by Fuckmypussy5 June 24, 2021