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dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.
i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!
by fat nutz October 14, 2007
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Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.
Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!
by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012
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dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick
by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017
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dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.
John, don't be such a dick muncher.
by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020
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dick muncher

a) one who enjoys giving head

b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
c) and if used literally, someone that actually enjoys eating dicks.
Guy being annoying

other guy "get the hell away from me you fucking dick muncher".
by niinii108 June 2, 2010
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Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
by herpiderp March 30, 2016
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Dick muncher

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher
by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011
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