dicksurfing

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.

Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing

by epiphany7 January 24, 2008

Dick Muffin

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

DoinkMuffin

A DoinkMuffin is a name to call someone when you’re mad at them, names like this are Idiot, Hoe, bum, CheeseBall,

Laine is such a DoinkMuffin

by IsobelTheDoinkMuffin August 30, 2020

Dickmuffing

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

by dickmuffa August 4, 2018

Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Dorkmuffin

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023