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divmonster

Noun- An online community that united the internet's top designers of all multitudes. From web designers to iPhone app programmers. A family of the most opposite of people who somehow and in some way found refuge in each other.

The nerdiest bunch of real people.
Divmonster designer's started on MySpace and overall our skills together exceed any self-proclaimed web designer. We share and learn to grow together.
by alvint March 5, 2010
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dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.
-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.
by Meesh W. February 4, 2009
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Dickmaster

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)
Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
by SovietX November 22, 2009
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dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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Big Dick Monster

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!
by Chanel(Kevins[kano] Boo) July 27, 2009
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dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.
1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?
by J and Bill April 22, 2007
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