dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

dickmonsterpenisbutt

A type of government.

this is not a democracy ts dickmonsterpenisbutt

by Iusegoogle November 10, 2025