dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 12, 2007

Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

by Funny ones September 23, 2016

dingleweed

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Weapons grade dickweed

when someones being a fuckin asshole

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016

Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

Yes it is, you total dickweed!

by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016

Dickweed

An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.

John: God, he's such a dickweed!
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Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!

by 1-800-did-i-ask November 14, 2016