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dickhurt

the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.
She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.
by Neologically March 6, 2019
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dickhudt

1. Adj. Epic, Sublime, Perfection, Amazing.
I've had such a dickhudt day!
by evianna April 20, 2009
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dickhobo

/dikˈhōˌbō/
Noun
1) A boy, cleverly disguised as an older man, who leaches off of his girlfriend rather than getting a real job and contributing to living expenses.
2) Synonymous with "a scrub", except older in age, and in a live-in situation.
Moving in together seemed so great until Joy realized David was a dickhobo. She's either moving out or getting a second job.
by JusCallMeCookie January 23, 2018
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Dicksubbed

Verb; The act of slapping/rubbing your dick on someone’s sandwich without them knowing.
“My girlfriend asked me to bring her a sandwich right after I found out she cheated on me. So me and my friends totally dicksubbed that bitch.”
by Jeff Epstein August 13, 2019
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Dickhunter

A male prostitute, a simp, or a kid mixed with the races black and white. Usually has curly hair that look like pubes.
Fucking dickhunter
by BlackShakespeare March 10, 2020
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dicklube

the pre-cum secretions that come from the cowpers glands in the male reproductive system. this alkaline fluid kills any bacteria and germs that may be residing in the penis to make way for sperm.
1. "man, i had this chick with absolutely huge tits,no bra and nipples thicker than pencil erasers brush up against me in line last night at the movie theater.i got a raging hard on, and my pants got all wet with "dicklube"...it was embarrasing!"

2. this freak i know downtown just loves to suck cock. when i asked her what was so appealing about it, she said she absolutely loves the taste of "dicklube" cause it tastes like a vanilla shake
by nastyfreaker December 19, 2009
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dicktube

The tube part of a penis pump that you stick your dick into. Also an insult for any stupid person.
1. "That emo kid over there is such a dicktube."
2. "Did you hit that bitch's pussy last night, Bob?"
"No, her parents were home."
"You're such a dicktube!"
by bballer200 November 5, 2006
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