Dickhorn

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life

She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.

by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

dickhood

A slang for foreskin.

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003

Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

dickhouse

A dickhouse is a slang for the word ''boxer'' or ''drawer''. Underwear used to cover the lower part of the body.

.Oh man your dickhouse is so tight; it has a bad effect on your penis

by HatemX November 30, 2016

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Dickholder

A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.

*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!

by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 23, 2010