dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

Dickchard

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

by Alban Roby October 3, 2008