dickfaggot

a homo-sexual male that tries to blow all of his straight friends in a joking kind of way except he is serious

Paul is a dickfaggot, he totally tried to put my schmack in his mouth.

Pat is a dickfaggot too.

I'm surrounded by dickfaggots!

by K MURDER September 24, 2009

dickfast

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.

We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.

by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007

dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

dickface champion

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

by agrus001 May 5, 2009

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Dickaxe

Using your dick as an axe or a pickaxe.

I was on minecraft and i pulled out my dickaxe to mine some stone.

by Brandoggs July 14, 2014

Dickfart

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018