New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

Dickery

The action of doing something that will make you look like a dick, or be seen as a dick.

Jack performed an act of dickery yesterday, when he shoved that girl's face into the cake.

by Tri Force95 April 27, 2010

Dickery

When playing a game in such a way as to piss off anyone who is playing with you or against you. To turn being a dick into a viable way of playing a game. It is only dickery if they are aware of what they are doing or when they smile as they do it.

"Quit doing the same move over and over again that is just pure dickery."

"Haha, look at the dickery I just pulled on this guy."

by BryanCL April 30, 2008

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

dickety

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

by SiliconHero May 3, 2003

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019