dickerate

To draw penises all over. Usually done in high school or at parties.

See: dickorate

Dude, he's totally knocked out! Let's dickerate his face!

by Elija2 April 16, 2010

DICKDRAWAL

GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL FORM SEX... WHEN A WOMEN IS USED TO GETTING GOOD DICK ON A REGULAR BASIS AND SHE BEGINS TO CRAVE IT LIKE DRUG THEN FOR SOME REASON IT BECOMES UNATTAINABLE.

KITA: O MY GOD GIRL I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A WEEK I THINK IM GOING THROUGH DICKDRAWAL

DEE: REALLY? HE MUST HAVE YOU ADDICTED

KITA: YES GIRL I AM SO FUCKSTRATED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

DEE: ITS ONLY ONE SOLUTION YOU GOTTA GET SOME DICK

by CUBAN MISTRESS January 13, 2011

dickraft

whore, slut

I wouldn't touch that dickraft with a ten-foot pole.

by DMI October 2, 2003

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015