Dicksome

Is a group of dicks kissing and trying to fuck sausages while doing math.

We need to have a dicksome to finish our math.

by Zebrasare4real November 26, 2016

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dicksome

A room full of dicks... also considered as a liars table..

Would you like to join us at the coffee shop for a dicksome

by Bumpitup March 28, 2020

Dickdometer

Someone that’s being an abnormal dick to a small child

Billy why are you being a dickdometer to the pre-k students

by Massive migration April 1, 2024

Dickometer

It is where two men have a thermometer and they have it between both their cocks.

Hey, you putting that dickometer between my dong and yours?

by FantumTax June 19, 2024