dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dickbagery

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

Dickboarding

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back

She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.

by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016

Urban Dicktioner

A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.

Ewan called me a snozztozzle - he's just a hairy fucking Urban Dicktioner.

by An immature, greatly vain, arrogant sarcastic monkey resembling twat bag September 20, 2004