Dickbeater 

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

Dickbeater by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural) 

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural) by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickberger 

1. When you want a hamburger but only have hotdog buns left you make the meat look like a dick (or hotdog).

2. A word used to insult a very cheap (possibly jewish) friend.

David didnt buy hamburger buns for the party, so Im making him a dickberger with extra cream cheese!

dickberger by jonesberger October 9, 2018

dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).

"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"

dickheadery by StompKat September 12, 2009

dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.

you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater

dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020