DickBall-Sandwich

The act of putting your flaccid penis in-between your balls and your thigh for sexual pleasure, out of boredom, or so it looks like you don't have a dick and only balls.

When i make a DickBall-Sandwich with my thigh it looks like my dicks gone.

When I am bored watching a youtube video I usually make a DickBall-Sandwich

by IHaveBadEggs November 24, 2014

Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch

John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that

by Liqma April 4, 2019

dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.

hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!

by no August 17, 2003

Dickenballed

To expose and utterly humiliate a grifter in a public setting.

Did you hear? That grifter who was charging thousands for his phoney self help courses just got dickenballed on a livestream!

by TyrantRekt December 31, 2021

dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"

When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!

by oldickalley August 6, 2009

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004

Dickballstitsshitpisscunt

A common misconception of the word dickballscuntcockshitpiss.

The mongrols continued calling my dickballscuntcockshitpiss a dickballstitsshitpisscunt and their stupidity was starting to piss me off.

by Cxtfish February 10, 2021