dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.

Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.

by Hadnuts December 17, 2007

Dick Whistle

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.

Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.

by TheManColin November 6, 2009

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016

Dick Whistle

a dick shaped whistle

hey i got a dick whistle for my bday

by MEB456 March 9, 2009

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.

"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"

by dormantdemon June 1, 2015

dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022