The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
by DrGenetics March 25, 2008
Get the Turtle Dickmug. 1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
by john November 19, 2004
Get the turtle dickmug. Term for an uncircumcised penis.
by jack the ripper ek February 15, 2012
Get the Turtle Dickmug. Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
by Katrian March 6, 2020
Get the Turtle Dickingmug. The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)
"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017
Get the turtle dickingmug. by CORich September 3, 2012
Get the Turtle Dickmug. julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick
by aiofub September 19, 2009
Get the ninja turtle dickmug.