Dick Smack

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.

This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.

by Diddy August 14, 2004

dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Dick smacking

When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”

(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny

Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley

by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009