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dial-a-dick

Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with
No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.
dial-a-dick by yoshi77 December 9, 2008

dial up the dick 

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.
Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!
dial up the dick by swell243 June 18, 2016

dick dialing 

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
dick dialing by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

dick dialed 

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
dick dialed by Shoshy April 3, 2019

Dick-dialed 

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex
Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed
Dick-dialed by eric_h June 17, 2022

Dick Dialing 

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"
Dick Dialing by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023